For those who know me IRL, you know that I have an unhealthy obsession with Pepsi Throwback.

Well, let it never be said that I’m not willing to cast off the chains of product loyalty in favor of better soda.

Thus, I introduce to you my new poison…Trader Joe’s Vintage Soda.

It’s caffeine free, sweetened with cane sugar, vegan, and gluten free (so it doesn’t agitate my Celiac!)

I’ll be accepting this delectable beverage as payment for advice, a prenatal Father’s Day gift, for birthdays, and also anniversaries. You can also expect that the The Nü Moment Mansion Tiki Bar and Grill will be well equipped with this amazing product.