July 2011
18 posts
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"Too bad you can't see all the good things that I...
I work “in the music industry”. I’m an account rep at the oldest and most well-established musical instrument manufacturer in North America. My boss has been in the industry for years and commands a lot of respect in manufacturing circles, drives a nice car, and plays free jazz guitar better then anyone I’ve ever seen. He’s the VP of (again) the oldest instrument...
When it’s time to party he will party hard.
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There is a VERY fine line...
Between “trophy wife” and certified Hot Bond Girl Bodyguard.
If Rupert Murdoch is the world’s current ultra-powered super-villain, then his wife, Wendi Deng, is his super smokin’ hot female bodyguard. When a naysayer recently attempted to throw a pie in the media moguls face, his wife sprung into action and laid the smackdown on her husbands would-be attacker. Rising from...
The Key to a friendship is communication
Posted below is an exert from a conversation I had with my dear friend, Joe Foster.
Joseph: this is why women hate talking to men
me: dude, I’m sorry you’re so frustrated with school. I love you and I think you look really good in your jeans
Joseph: If I were married to you I would smother you in your sleep tonight
Joseph: probably because of the jeans comment
me: It...
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Why I bitch about Florida
It’s not because of the hardcore scene and it’s not because I don’t love my family. It’s because it’s an unsuitable place to be a child.
The Child Welfare Outcomes report to Congress (last reported in 2009) stated that 1.2% of all the children living in the state of Florida were, after investigation, found to be abused in some way. That’s 49,078 children...