June 2010
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“Any idiot with a penis can make a baby. It takes BALLS to be a father.”
– Matt Moment
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Virginia Woolf buys a cat
The following is a quote from a speech given by writer Virginia Woolf to a graduating class in 1931. I’m not sure why, when reading the transcript of the speech, this hit me so hard. But, when I did read it, I found myself laughing aloud (something that generally doesn’t accompany my school-related reading).
“But to tell you my story—it is a simple one. You have only got to...
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Puritan Judge
If I were a puritan judge I’d have you burned bra-less on your fixed-gear slinky blouse perfectly hung from phenomenal breasts nipples marbled by the breeze of motion surely you are evil as you stir evil in me My wife and I would stand our fingers interlocked wind whipping black gowns as the sun hides it’s head and the coming night is made orange by the light of your last words If I were a puritan...
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I never thought I'd say it...
For those who know me IRL, you know that I have an unhealthy obsession with Pepsi Throwback.
Well, let it never be said that I’m not willing to cast off the chains of product loyalty in favor of better soda.
Thus, I introduce to you my new poison…Trader Joe’s Vintage Soda.
It’s caffeine free, sweetened with cane sugar, vegan, and gluten free (so it doesn’t...
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Film Recommendations: Punch-Drunk Love
Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch-Drunk Love
I was leery to put two movies by the same director on my list, but I simply could not resist. Anderson seems to understand the male psyche in a way few artists of any medium ever have. In this film, we see a study of the post-feminist male drenched in evocative lighting and accompanied (as always) by a riveting soundtrack. Barry (played by Adam Sandler)...